Herkin Jerk 

When you jerk your homie off with your ass-hole and then he starts 69-ing with you.

When you're kicking it with your homie and you Herkin Jerk him

Herkin Jerk by The Lobotomist February 7, 2024

Endless Jerk 

When you cannot finish jerking off after ten minutes straight

Bro I just had an endless jerk. I managed to watch an entire episode of an anime before finishing.

Endless Jerk by I make words it is fun February 19, 2024

Schrodingers Jerk 

A jerk whom says something mean or offensive, if it is taken well he takes it seriously, if it is taken badly he plays it off as a joke.

Tom would always say racist things and then say joking when we got mad, such a Schrodingers Jerk.

Schrodingers Jerk by Leonidas of Alexandria March 5, 2024

Horror jerk 

Jerking off to a Benadryl induced hallucination whilst wearing a condom.

I'm going to have a horror jerk tonight.

Horror jerk by God12231234 March 15, 2024

Linear Jerk 

The action of Land Rover enthusiasts line up their vehicles for a photo whilst jerking each other off.

A derivative of a circle jerk.

Also used to describe slightly wanky, but acceptable behavior by devout Land Rover brand enthusiasts.

“I see they’ve parked in preparation for a linear jerk.”

“That guy’s matching Land Rover umbrella and jacket and cap has big linear jerk energy”

Linear Jerk by apollomatic April 5, 2024

A Jerk-Off Jehova Witness 

noun: person: A Jerk-off Jehova Witness is somebody who only texts or calls you when he's jerking off, and doesn't ever want to actually meet. He is annoying and comes a-knocking at the times that are convenient only to them.

Mike only ever calls me when he's jerking off. I offer to make plans so we can both get off, but something always comes up. He's such a jerk-off jehova. aka. a Jerk-Off Jehova Witness

A Jerk-Off Jehova Witness by R. Tizz-E April 9, 2024

depressing jerk 

depressing jerk

you depressing jerk

depressing jerk by bacon1478 April 24, 2024