Juice-Jacker

A Wasp; mainly a wasp who drives off a hummingbird to feast upon the nectar that lies inside a hummingbird feeder.

A friend who steals your beverage and drinks until it is all gone.

"That Wasp just jacked that Hummingbird's juice! He jacked his juice! What a JUICE-JACKER!"

by Danwise August 13, 2005

Magic Jacket

When one has consumed many alcoholic beverages and can no longer feel the cold.

It's cold out, I need to drink more to get my magic jacket on.

I don't feel the cold because I have my magic jacket on (10 beers deep)

by akadanmarino October 18, 2010

laugh-jacked

When someone steals your joke and uses it to get their own laughs.

(Thurs)

Lisa: "Man, Tracy Jordan is so stupid-smart!....I just made that up!"

(Fri)

John: "I've been using stupid-smart all day, and BTW, I just submitted it to the Urban Dictionary!"

Lisa: "WTF?! You totally laugh-jacked me!"

by dubble-dee April 19, 2011

hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

So extremely pissed off that your face turns red, smoke comes out of your ears and you go almost insane

Dave: Hey John what happened?
John: Bill took the last can of soup out of the cupboard.
Dave: That sucks.
John: Yeah, I was hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

by 1 redneck15 March 11, 2011

jackley

ashley bailey

gimme ure money

by jack November 12, 2003

jacked

stole

Hey, that bitch jacked my shitm took it straight from my locker.

by DarkNova December 12, 2001

JACKIE

A female jackass;

A woman or a man who is incompetent in their job and blames everybody else;
Doesn't do it because of extreme lack of care;
Can't pass an IQ test if their life depends on it;
Lies straight to your face when you ask real questions;
Lies behind your back to get away with doing nothing especially when it comes to you;
Uses bullying techniques to get away with lies.

I told my project partner does she hasn't done her part and she pulled a Jackie on me.
Why would I go for help to Robert, he's a total Jackie.

by Emmadoesntlie April 27, 2015