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Vancouver Autism Theory

Anyone who isn't from Vancouver, Canada, has observed a peculiar trend among those who are born and raised there. Native Vancouverites often come across as cold, socially awkward, envious, insecure and gossipy. Additionally, many of the men exhibit notably feminine traits.

Some of their preferred pastimes involve gossiping about friends behind their backs, fabricating stories about them, and sitting with their legs crossed in a typically feminine manner. It's also uncommon to find one who is over 6 feet tall, and many have either chubby or scrawny build.

Everyone not from Vancouver seems to think they are insecure autistic weirdos
the vancouver autism theory is correct, look at stu crossing his legs like a girl
by Isabel <3 November 20, 2024
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The C.a.y.d.e.n Theory

This was a series of tests involving a person who had a addiction to terraria.

Some of the studies involved people trying to beat his hours in terraria. At first the people aiming to pass the hours were fine, until they started feeling itchy. After the itch they started to cough often and soon after they said they "felt like someone is watching me." At this point most people stopped, if they didn't they experienced worse symptoms, if they persisted after this, they would loose the ability to breathe. There is almost no way to save someone after this happens.
Giovany kablamy: "dam dude stop playing terraria so fucking much ever heard of The C.a.y.d.e.n Theory
by Dr terraria August 19, 2021
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Chaos Theory

Two things that weren’t meant to be Together for certain reasons of the laws of Mother Nature
Man Bypasses Chaos Theory, Man creates Dinosaur, Dinosaur eats Man
by Deez Nuts Kit April 16, 2022
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Gateway Conspiracy Theory

Gateway Conspiracy Theory.
Typically a conspiracy that does less harm than the other theories.
It often leads to more dangerous conspiracy theories.
Hence the term " gateway"
E.G: flerfers or flat-earthers theory could be less dangerous than say, a theory that the the elites are out to destroy us all, as it USUALLY has no real-life consequence.
Whereas a conspiracy theory that states the elites are out to destroy us all can lead upto and include death by suicide, paranoia, etc.
Gateway Conspiracy Theory.
That bloke that topped himself used to just be into #GatewayConspiracyTheories, flat earth, etc.
Then he went onto the hard stuff, like the elites want to kill us all.
by Daniel00 December 31, 2023
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Atlas Theory

When one pretends to be stupid for attention and/or to ragebait.
Person 1: Is October a year? Person 2: Atlas theory
by realPendog September 16, 2025
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Post-Spacetime Aliens Theory

The Post-Spacetime Aliens Theory, shortened as PStAT or as PSAT, is a theory that holds that extraterrestrial life exists beyond spacetime, where majority of literally all intelligent extraterrestrial life forms evolved into beyond spacetime by spiritual and/or technological means. PSAT also believes that extraterrestrials often get contact with humans since they are beyond spacetime and they can control spacetime and know how to be beyond spacetime as well. PSAT also support that the Extraphysical Aliens Theory is the same as PSAT but focusing more on the spiritual and esoteric part. Post-Spacetime Aliens Theory also seeks on the development of post-spacetimeism in order to explore what's beyond spacetime and it supports that there are more things beyond spacetime we could imagine and we should look for it, since exploration of what's beyond spacetime is valid and should be encouraged and better developed.
"The Post-Spacetime Aliens Theory is a good theory and it might be useful to understand how aliens are and what we should do for look for them."
by Full Monteirism May 28, 2021
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Septum Ring Theory

The theory that conservative men dislike women with septum piercings, due to a person, generally, needing to be over the age of 18 in order to get one.
Oh, the Septum Ring Theory strikes again!
by Omega_Iteration August 8, 2025
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