One of those explosive dumps, that resemble what happens if you were to pack mud down the barrel of a musket and shoot it. Commonly referred to as the Turkish Tippman
by Transvestache July 12, 2008
When you go to the bathroom and your feces comes out looking like watered-down split pea with ham soup. Pure liquified feces. The foul stench engulfs the entire bathroom. Lysol disinfectant spray is used to combat the stench; however, a "ghost trap" (from the movie Ghostbusters) would be more suitable since the stench is a presence of its own. Mud Demons usually are created when the unsuspecting individual drinks a pot of coffee, smokes a pack of cigarettes, the morning after a hard night of drinking, and/or when eating cereal containing high amounts of fiber (i.e. LIFE, Frosted Mini Wheats, etc). See also Explosive Dirrhea.
Bring a roll of toilet paper and a cross!!
Bring a roll of toilet paper and a cross!!
Stan: Dude, what the hell did you do to this bathroom?
Jay: Sorry dude but I had to perform an exorcism on a mud demon.
Stan: You were exorcising a mud demon?!? I can't even breathe!
Jay: It's soul may still not be at rest. Turn on the fan and I'll find the Lysol.
Jay: Sorry dude but I had to perform an exorcism on a mud demon.
Stan: You were exorcising a mud demon?!? I can't even breathe!
Jay: It's soul may still not be at rest. Turn on the fan and I'll find the Lysol.
by badfish stylee January 10, 2010
Term used when a brick and/or wheel of cheese is inserted into a saggy loose vagina that has been plowed by a massive tree like cock.
by Twerk Grinder McFresh November 01, 2009
A Michgan Mud Mitten is something I find useful when I have the shits and no amount of normal wiping will get my ass clean. I bandage my hand up with theCharmin and use my whole hand to effectively wipe away any offending remains of my shit.
by Hillairé June 11, 2005
A white male that is so low down that he feels the need to go for mud sharks (white girls who only fuck black men).
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Bub: Hey bro you hear about Mark?
Guy: No Boss? what happened?
Bub: He's in bad shape, he's been trying to have sex with all those mud sharks at his apartment complex.
Guy: You've got to be kidding me that pail motherfucker?
Bub: Oh yeah and he's banged out one of em already.
Guy: Holy Shit! A true Mud shark hunter.
Guy: No Boss? what happened?
Bub: He's in bad shape, he's been trying to have sex with all those mud sharks at his apartment complex.
Guy: You've got to be kidding me that pail motherfucker?
Bub: Oh yeah and he's banged out one of em already.
Guy: Holy Shit! A true Mud shark hunter.
by Lee Lee Robinson February 07, 2007
This is one hell of a weird Halloween party, Mike! Did you see they're doing the Mississippi Mud Boat down by the bonfire?
by Bird Dog and T January 19, 2008
When you didn't quite wipe your ass enough after shitting and then start doing something very active that causes sweat to build up and mix between your ass cheeks.
Hugh:Man my ass hole boss rushed me outside the bathroom while I was dropping off the mexicans at the pool and I didn't quite wipe right and now I'm super uncomfortable with this killer case of Mississippi mud butt.
G.Rection: Man Hugh you should have just told him to go eat a big fat dick and finished that bowl blaster right.
G.Rection: Man Hugh you should have just told him to go eat a big fat dick and finished that bowl blaster right.
by The real amazing racist January 18, 2014