hard lemonade

Semen. Purely and simply, semen.

"Yea, i sucked him off and drank his hard lemonade."

by LeilaJonssonBiotch December 29, 2007

hard rock

another term for an erection or boner.

Fundo: Hey girl, I got a hard rock.
Girl: You own a cafe?!
Fundo: Yeah. Come get some coffee, bitch!

by authOOr June 27, 2006

hard barstow

the coolest person in recorded history; sent back in time to teach you how to be cool and keep it moving

I want to be like Hard Barstow when I grow up. He is so cool. All of the chicks dig him.

by Hard Barstow February 10, 2004

Hard Mandate

A completely made up term with no real power. Used by a shady private EMS employer to scare employees into compliance when extra personnel are needed on the road.

Man, scheduling called me in the middle of the day to try to hard mandate me. They know I work nights.

by LizardSlinger October 27, 2020

Hard poo

A rock solid poo

That was a hard poo

by Tandoori night lover March 30, 2020

Hard park

All of these other definitions are wrong.

Hard parking is when you flex at a car show so hard, that it makes other cars seem weak, or soft. It means your car is well respected enough (for any genre of car enthusiast: classic/modern domestic, JDM, euro, bagged, VIP, donks, slabs ) that the event coordinators usually let you park in the premier spots, usually parked on sidewalks or other areas that are like BLAM. HARD PARKED.

Lots of street cars typically with clout can park almost anywhere and appear to be hard parked. Sometimes you gotta hittem with the angle too.

Yo let's check out that hard parked Evo over there

by Boulderc30 January 29, 2021

Try Hard

A person who tries absolutely hard to impress an ugly girl

Jasper Pruessner has been a try hard ever since he cut his hair

by Poseidon's Mate Since 2017 March 8, 2017