hard lemonade

Semen. Purely and simply, semen.

"Yea, i sucked him off and drank his hard lemonade."

by LeilaJonssonBiotch December 29, 2007

hard rock

another term for an erection or boner.

Fundo: Hey girl, I got a hard rock.
Girl: You own a cafe?!
Fundo: Yeah. Come get some coffee, bitch!

by authOOr June 27, 2006

hard barstow

the coolest person in recorded history; sent back in time to teach you how to be cool and keep it moving

I want to be like Hard Barstow when I grow up. He is so cool. All of the chicks dig him.

by Hard Barstow February 10, 2004

Try Hard

A person who tries absolutely hard to impress an ugly girl

Jasper Pruessner has been a try hard ever since he cut his hair

by Poseidon's Mate Since 2017 March 8, 2017

try-hard

When a person gives it his all but ends up hitting the ceiling

That try-hard plays 6 hours of video games a day and still has a really low kd ratio

by Dubiks January 11, 2019

Hard bods

Coins with a monetary value. Nickels, pennies, quarters, dimes, foreign coins, etc. "Hard" currency.

I got so many hard bods to use at the vending machine today.

by turtlehunter April 16, 2010

brock-hard

The state of experiencing an intense, almost painful erection induced by the sight of Brock Lesnar approaching a wrestling ring.

Dude, Bitcoin just jumped 23% today. I'm so brock-hard right now

by Alex Keaton November 11, 2017