beach(ed) one

To shit such a long turd that it sticks out of the water

Beach(ed) one-“I had to shit so much that I beached one in the bowl.”

by Clark Ruby October 19, 2019

Beach Hole Digging

A phenomenon in which a male (or a group thereof) begin to dig a hole in the sand on the beach. The result is a continuously growing pit, which attracts more males.

Possible side effects include:
- Extremely high levels of arousal in any females nearby
- Formation of some of the strongest friendships known to man
- Creation of a "pool", if the hole is very close to the sea and gets filled with water
- A brutal "hole digging deathmatch", if a rival party tries to dig a bigger hole.

Guy: *starts digging a hole at the beach
Other guys: *start helping him

Girl nearby: "Oh my god, looking at these guys beach hole digging is making me wet."

by Dubious.Life October 18, 2023

Flagler beach

It's a quaint drinking town with a fishing problem, but other then that the surfs great.... 🤙🤙🤙

Hey have yall heard of a place so drunk that all they want to do is fish and surf, I think that's Flagler beach

by Linetrash420 October 13, 2021

Beaches

Girls that look great at the Beach but are are bitches in real life.

Those girls walking by in their bikinis are so hot. Yeah but there are total Beaches.

by ninerbull August 27, 2018

eric beach

perfect person omfg hes so perfect im gonna die

omg have you seen eric beach he is so cute

by anitisocialsheher September 7, 2021

York Beach

A small town on the coast of southern Maine with nice beaches. Its quiet all year with only a couple thousand residents, but once the summer comes the population turns to 52,000 people. Mostly all Massholes invading Maine for their annual summer vacation. And people from New York too who are sick of being home.

"Yo man you coming to York Beach this summer to piss off all the locals."

"You know it."

by masshole1212 August 27, 2013

beach bitch

A nasty bitch than hangs around on the beach.

Holy hell dude! Candi is such a beach bitch....she is awful!

by fenetonseeto January 31, 2017