Beach Read

A classic Beach Read is a novel deeply rooted in the beach house/town. The setting is almost a character in the book. Usually, someone is at a crossroads in their life and they find a new path forward through their time at the beach.

A good Beach Read sets a pace of summer at the beach - it has twists and turns, axillary characters woven throughout, parallel plot devices, and often a love story in the mix too.

My Beach Read is making me miss my time at the beach this winter.

by KingBratwurst March 13, 2022

Gold beach

The town that will suck your soul dry of life where every corner has tweakers and homeless people and where you could go up to anyone and ask if they got drugs

Go damn gold beachiens

by May may#1 March 18, 2022

Beach Skunk

What you say when you smell pot at the beach

“smells like a beach skunk”

by br3ckhouse March 26, 2022

Beached Whale

A shit so big and heavy that it gets stuck on the bowl, with no chance of flushing without intervening with your bare hands.

I am having a hard time washing the shit under my fingernails after scraping the beached whale out.

by SuckingGlizzies February 10, 2022

BOOM BEACH

a game made by supercell who also made clash of clan

BOOM BEACH COME WITH A PLAN OR LEAVE IN FRICKIN DEFEAT.
SENDS A BIG ARMY ME WITH A SNIPER LVL 1 SNIPER TOWER KILLS ALL THE ARMY

by cantcomeupacretivename October 10, 2021

down the beach

down the beach = lets go to the beach

Origin = The Shire (Sutherland shire, Sydney, Australia)

Shire boy 1 text: Lets go down the beach

Shire boy 2 text: Okay I will meet you there in 20 minutes. I am catching the train from Sutherland

by Junkie69420 October 10, 2021

Flagler beach

It's a quaint drinking town with a fishing problem, but other then that the surfs great.... 🤙🤙🤙

Hey have yall heard of a place so drunk that all they want to do is fish and surf, I think that's Flagler beach

by Linetrash420 October 13, 2021