suck eggs

Slang for performing oral sex on a woman.

"I'll teach your grandma to suck eggs!"

by Marcus Dailey November 04, 2006

England sucks

A opinion that no one should take seriously because half the time it's the punchline of a joke or is the joke.

Some dumbass brit:The word England sucks is used by dick head Americans blah blah blah I'm offended.
Everyone:shut the fuck up no one cares or gives a shit!

by The jolly brit June 10, 2019

u suck

its a love language :D. in chaotic cows, u suck is automatically translated to i love you

'u suck sia'
'u suck feanna'

by dvesl June 26, 2021

Mind Suck

Mind sucking is when you and your special someone get together and want to commit a suck but mentally so dad doesn't get jealous.

hey babe, can we mind suck. I don't want your dad to be jealous

by decayingThOughTs March 14, 2019

Suck a dog

Well suck a dog is basically saying suck my dog e.g golden retriever. It’s not ina rude way you just wanna day I don’t like you your annoying so go SUCK my juicy dog you dingus.

Jon:hay bobit want some pizza

Bobit:No Jon no one like u go suck my obese fat dog

I can’t believe you Sucked a dog Jon.

Suck a dog is a fat dog that has been or is being sucked

by joumamastv April 21, 2019

brown sucking

1. The act of sucking poo out someone's arse hole

2. Deep throating a dark skinned male or shemale

1. 2 girls 1 cup

2. Arnie has a sore throat from brown sucking too much last night

by cheers4beer February 17, 2014

that sucks mum

if something 'sucks mum' it is simply very bad.

Steve: Hey wanna have sex?
Paul: Nah I cant ive gotta go melon shopping with mary
Steve: Awww that sucks mum
Paul: Yeah i no

by GP Man June 22, 2008