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popcorn fart

The rapid firing of several small farts, that when done correctly, sounds quite similar to a small mouse riding through the house on a motorcycle. Putt putt putt putt putt!
Mother: Um, Junior... do I hear someone passing a series of popcorn farts?

Junior: No Mother, that's just a little mouse riding through the house on a motorcycle.
by janedough March 5, 2008
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fart touch

noun. A humorously stigmatizing, temporary social status conferred by a person who farts to another, non-farting person. The non-farting recipient of the fart touch may pass it along to another person, but never to the person from whom it was received ("no touchbacks"). A person may prevent being given the fart touch by crossing their index and middle fingers ("shields").
The fart touch lasts for as long as the group remembers someone has it, and can be passed along indefinitely among an unlimited number of people until it is forgotten.
I can't give Michael the fart touch. He's got shields.
by the teej. November 9, 2010
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supermarket fart

to drop a fart whilst in a aisle in the supermarket and quickly making your escape down the next aisle leaving all in your wake in a toxic gas cloud.
the man quickly went around the corner to the next aisle after dropping a supermarket fart

everyone else- wtf is that smell?
by baddazoner January 8, 2011
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open farting

Verb. The act of opening your ass cheeks and letting one loose producing a quiet to silent fart. Not to be confused with open hole gas
In the middle of the lecture jimmy had to fart, so he started open farting
by definedefinition March 10, 2014
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Fart Alarm

The act of going up to a sleeping person, bending over, and waking them up by farting near their face.
Bob was sleeping, so I decided to wake him up with a fart alarm.
by wolfpacleader1986 August 27, 2012
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Fart Magnet

When you think you have farted privately and from out of nowhere people enter into gaseous ground zero.

You know once you drop a fart magnet in public, someone is going to walk into it.

"Murphy's Law" as related to farts.
I was the only one using the ATM, but as soon as I dropped a fart magnet, 2 others came in behind me.

It wasn't me.
by Saharox February 27, 2010
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blowjob fart

Flatulence release while administering oral sex
Anne G let a blowjob fart out while giving me a blowjob
by Davecorpx January 5, 2016
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