Baltimore Ear Drop

**Baltimore Ear Drop (noun)**

A provocative act in which a woman, while engaging in self-stimulation, moistens her fingers with vaginal fluids and subsequently uses those fingers to deliver a "wet willy" — the act of inserting a wet finger into someone’s ear.

"Did you hear about Nick? Apparently a stripper gave him a Baltimore Ear Drop and now he has hearing aids!

by Laitauchoccy October 13, 2025

bread over my ears

The state of being unable to hear anything unless it has to do with money

Jeff says, “I have bread over my ears cause if it’s not about that bread I don’t wanna hear about it.”

by Fuzzy Schtuff October 10, 2022

Ear Rape

an earsplitting screech
for example, search swedish idol meme on youtube.
its so bad

when that one girl in the high-school class tried to sing, it was an ear rape.

by hey kids, wanna treeaaatt? March 4, 2021

Donkey Ears

Something you call someone when they eaves drop into a private conversation

"Oi can't you see I'm talking here stop with the donkey ears"

by Daydreamgirl121 June 20, 2016

gremlins ear

other wise know as a vagina, ham wallet, pussy and beef muff cabbage, the gremlins ear represents the outer wizards sleeve like area of the vagina

hey dude her pussy was like a gremlins ear, it was the worst shit iv taste in years

by the one with the biggest willy July 30, 2012

Ear rape

A newly type of rape in the ear

I'm not going to be ear rape

by 459395 February 26, 2022

Monkey Ear

When somebody with longer hair (extending an inch or more past the ears) has a good bunch of flat laying hair posed directly in front of the ears, while still keeping the ears visible, near fully peaking out through the hairs color.
This resembles the side of a chimpanzees face, not a monkey, but colloquially.. who the hell cares.

This effect is particularly noticeable on lighter skinned people with darker hair colors, as their ear and hair more objectively match the look of a chimpanzees side profile.

Although if somebody is not in that category, the effect is still easy to spot!

"her hair always falls into a monkey ear, its kind of neat really." said Luigi Mangione, in a surprising quote he likely did not at any point say.

by ManifestationOfEveryGayThought December 29, 2024