Dong Haze

When a girl is so hung-up and infatuated with a guy that her judgment and mental capacity is clouded by thoughts and daydreams of a romance with him.
Girl 1: What's up with Brittney? I tried talking to her but she seems strung out or something.

Girl 2: Oh, she's list in a major dong haze for Charlie.
by moogoogaipan341 June 21, 2011
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Wang dong

Verb - To wang dong someone is to sabotage someone’s device while they’re using it while yelling WANG DONG
*Whacks random keys on someone’s keyboard* “WANG DONG!!”
by AvzWasTaken November 04, 2022
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Wang dong

Verb - To wang dong someone is to sabotage or wreck what someone is doing in their device while yelling wang dong.
*Wacks random keys on someone’s keyboard* “WANG DONG
by AvzWasTaken November 04, 2022
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Dong Flop

After sex when the dong is between flaccid and hard, still wet with vaginal secretions, the dong is slung across the female's face, making a "flop" sound.
I dong flopped Veronica right under her nose so she could smell it all day!
by AlienShoe July 11, 2018
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Mental Ding-Dong-Ditch

When someone nearby catches your attention by saying your name but, is talking to or about someone else with the same name
Stranger: Hey Josh! how are you doing?

Josh: *looks up from phone from nearby*

Different Josh who is actually talking to the stranger: I’m good how about you?

Josh: ... I just got mental ding-dong-ditched
by Phlip_side September 12, 2018
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batment ding-dong

just funny... actually it is a word used in ballet and it is really called batmont long, but we misheard it the first time and now we call it batment ding-dong
by pytagoras09 January 28, 2022
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