dave the dick destroyer

Dave is a man who just wanted to enjoy his egg salad sandwich in London Bridge, Platform 2. However, he was stalked by a small 12 year old girl. Therefore he did not enjoy his sandwich.

Dave the dick destroyer really destroyed my dick.

by Angle the egg layer January 16, 2025

Dave's Quadruple

The act of sex while both parties eat Dave's Doubles from Wendy's

"Bro me and Methany ordered Wendy's and did a Dave's Quadruple

by bonkerbandana March 12, 2026

dave kerr

the man who made the hit 2012 game “My Singing Monsters”

Person 1: Hey dude guess what!

Person 4: what.

Person 1: IM FRIENDS WITH DAVE KERR FROM MSM!!!!

Person 4: idgaf

by XeeXawMSM February 8, 2025

Dave

He’s just a chill guy

Bro dave is literally just a chill guy

by jamaicaontop March 4, 2025

Daveblaby

Emaciated, malnourished,gaunt, haggard, cadaverous, hollowed eyes,

Feeble, withered, desolate, ethereal.

In the boneyard

"Daveblaby skulked around the dimly lit alley, emaciated hollow eyes feeble and with a gaze that made skin crawl."

by Davestruckhire March 12, 2025

Davebluntsmaxxing

The act of getting as fat as possible through any means necessary (Traditionally done with fried chicken, watermelon, and cool aid) and then drinking any purple substance (preferably lean aka Wock)

"Hey bro, I need to start Davebluntsmaxxing for Huzz, on rizz"

by Davebluntsmaxxing_creator March 20, 2025

Dave

A monumental fuck up, usually caused by stupidity, a total lack of skill or being a right twat.

Youre a right fucking dave!

by afanofyourgran March 21, 2025