David Hirsch

He is your weird English teacher. He loves puns and hates when you sneeze in his class. David will make fun of you in class and not feel bad about it. He also has an odd grading scale and “doesn’t believe in percentages”. He has retired from teaching and freshmen will never have to go through his English class again.

Wow, you’re such a David Hirsch.

by A Tale of Two Cities July 27, 2019

Daditude

A Dad. Calm, Cool, Collected but might snatch you up and spank you without notice.

He's got a daditude.

by MartinDad3 August 8, 2019

David

He can be rude when you meet him but when you get to know him he is really kind, he does have his ups and downs but that's very rare. He is straight but will support you for being whoever and whatever you want to be. He is also usually the youngest in the family. If you know a David, don't lose him.

Boy 1: Woah, don't you think David is really rude?
Boy 2: No, he's my best friend, but did you just meet him?
Boy 1: Yeah.
Boy 2: Oh, that makes sense; just try to get to know him.

by JJKB5 August 13, 2019

David

The most fucked up person youll ever meet. A David will get obsessed with you and is probably gonna get your name tattooed after one week of talking, even though you tell him youre seeing someone else.

''Damn, did you hear about David?''
''Yeah man, he got that bitchs name tattooed even though she doesnt even like him.. geez''

by honeybeeboobies August 15, 2019

David effect

When you’re really good at video games, but suddenly start doing bad.

Holy fuck ll phantom llvx has the David effect

by Xekzie August 21, 2019

david and autumn

David and autumn are the cutest couple you will ever meet. They will get in fights sometimes but will make back up in a few days. They are funny, cute, and they are very romantic. You will be 100% jealous when your around them, but dont worry they will always be there for you. If you find a couple named this dont ever let go. Ever. They are the people you need and want to be around forever.

David and autumn are the cutest couple.

by Laxjess23 September 21, 2019

David

Easy to manipulate, but won't leave you even if you hurt him. He loves people and wants the best for all, but also struggles with anger. He refuses to get bitter off of anything, and he continues to try and be the best him. He does this in spite of what everyone else thinks of him. He loves anyone, despite what they've done, and wants to be the best he possibly could, even if it means that he is hurting an abnormal amount. He's pretty cool I guess.

David is an easy person to trust, and he also trusts those he loves without any doubt.

by WASAWASAOOHOOH October 8, 2019