by UncleSteven February 14, 2019
Get the Dan Klimmug. A creepy tv producer and actor who likes little girl's feet and thinks
he's john hughes and norman lear but in reality
he's the biggest douche in the universe due to his actions on set.
he's john hughes and norman lear but in reality
he's the biggest douche in the universe due to his actions on set.
Dan Schneider: I am the greatest children's sit com producer ever.
Me seeing him on the street: Here he is, the Biggest Douche of the Universe! In all the galaxies, there's no bigger douche than you!
You've reached the top, the pinnacle of douchedom! Good going, douche. Your dreams have come true!.
Dan Schneider: That is not true
Me: You were like forty when you knocked up the sixteen year old sister of a pop princess!! Jerry trainor yelled at you a lot because you were acting like a complete idiot.
Me seeing him on the street: Here he is, the Biggest Douche of the Universe! In all the galaxies, there's no bigger douche than you!
You've reached the top, the pinnacle of douchedom! Good going, douche. Your dreams have come true!.
Dan Schneider: That is not true
Me: You were like forty when you knocked up the sixteen year old sister of a pop princess!! Jerry trainor yelled at you a lot because you were acting like a complete idiot.
by LordWeathermort December 14, 2024
Get the Dan Schneidermug. 
Da inept bungling former vice-president who doesn't even know how to spell da name of a common root-vegetable. Maybe he made said mistake because HE HIMSELF is a total "vegetable" as far as any common sense or basic awareness is concerned!
Dan Quayl ADDED an "e" incorrectly to da name of a VEGETABLE, so I am SUBTRACTING an "e" from HIS name to make up for it --- you know, to kinda "balance things out".
by QuacksO November 3, 2023
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