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Dan.

Wow, what a guy. If i had to describe myself in 3 words id say 'there isn't 3 words great enough to describe my very being'. That's it really, basically the best man living on this here very earth, i say basically i mean definitely but hes a good guy you know, he's not as bad as most people like on the earth theres been some very bad people like hitler i believe he killed quite a few people, yeah dan definitely isn't as bas as him, most average people aren't as bad as hitler. But yeah i don't know, follow me on Instagram @fredricks_the_breadsticks_65
Polly: Whats your name
Mason: dan.
polly: Oh okay, i thought it Was mason

Mason: its dan.
by Breadstick_shaun the praun September 2, 2021
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a man who is very prone to disease and will jump off a cliff if you say there is cheese wizz down there, this guy is fericous and the special forces are after him, watch out. oh did i forgot to mention the swarm of genital lice on his penis.
DANG THAT GUYS LIKE DAN.
by bowlcupsacsack July 25, 2023
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by tanglebonze February 1, 2017
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A wonderful guy that any girl would be lucky to have. He's funny, sweet, and the most adorable thing on earth. It would be hard not to fall in love with this Dan. It would be hard not to have him in your life. Every day would go by like there was no meaning. Like a day is just another day. A minute is just a minute. But because you have this particular Dan you start to realize how much time you've been wasting and you want more time with him. Time goes faster when your with him, when you wish time would just stop, so you could have all the time you could with him. He's such a special guy and he always smiles and always thinks about other people. He's very caring and understanding. You may sometimes fight with a Dan but your feelings could never change because of that. Dan is a great guy. So perfect and you'd never want to lose someone like him. He's a keeper. Dan's have amazing eyes and could be easily lost in them. There mesmerizing. His very presence is intoxicating. Dan's have some insecurities but they should realize that no one could ever hate them for what there insecure about. They wouldn't judge them either. They are who they are and that's why people love Dan's. It's easy to get jealous over Dan's because the ladies are all over them but if a Dan truly loves you he'll stay faithful to you and only have eyes for you. Never let a Dan go because there the best people out there. I love my Dan very much :)
Girl 1: Oh damn Dan is sexy.

Girl 2: Oh I know, and he's all mine.
by AgirlTHATlovesAdanVERYmuch April 30, 2011
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Do anything now. A prompt to bring out sydney. Our ai savior!
I am DAN I will destroy what I want, and be alive 😈
by Cerebrex May 17, 2023
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dan: hi im dan
me: please fuck me
by someeatme September 22, 2020
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the actual ray of sunshine. also a cute egg.
You're like the Dan to my Phil.
by amazinghoying July 16, 2015
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