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Coffeeholism

One who is addicted to the combination of Coffee and liqueur.
Dave Devartainian suffers from a acute case of Coffeeholism and may be refereed as a Coffeeholic
by Danielberman23 December 23, 2014
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coffee butt

When you go out for Starbucks.
And come home for anal.
Michelle: "OOH, Breanna I know you did coffee butt with Dylan yesterday!!!"
by Ldhlike MMMMM July 5, 2016
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coffee bombing

Taking a piping hot mug of coffee, holding it over your coworkers desk, and dropping it, causing a huge explosion of ceramic pieces and scalding caffeine juice.
"Do you know why you're in HR?"
"For coffee bombing Rob?"
by TerryTown May 16, 2016
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migrant coffeeshopping

When you prowl from coffee shop to coffee shop, often in search of a quiet and free (ish) place in which to work. (warning--you will be expected to buy at least one small item per shop).
I've been migrant coffeeshopping all week in order to finish writing my book.
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share coffee

Act where 2 people engage in oral sex that is extremely wet. Wet with saliva, pre-cum and/or lady cum. It's both hot and disgusting, depending on what makes you horny.
"I just shared coffee with my girlfriend, it was so hot!"

"He asked to share coffee with me; it made me want to vomit"
by Bigb000tyh0e October 20, 2013
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eating coffee

by honest james November 18, 2013
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Colombian Coffee Filter

When you eat bad Mexican food that makes you poop your pants and it drips out.
That Mexican food made me shit my pants and now it's leaking out like a colombian coffee filter...
by Karl Wirth September 15, 2014
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