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S.C.R (Sub-conscience Crotch Rubbing)

The act of rubbing ones crotch without even realising one is doing so.

It may be done in a variety of situations that are not slightly arousing to even the most average, psychologically balanced individual

It is done sub-consciencly when the brain finds itself inactive with nothing to do.
Fiddling with your genitals while doing something mundane and inane such as:
- Mid conversation with a casual acquaintance
- Queing in the bank to withdraw money,
- Confessing in church
- Collecting your child from preschool

S.C.R (Sub-conscience Crotch Rubbing) is not a serious psychological ailment but it can lead to distress and situations of awkwardness and sexual embarassment
by FenCor December 26, 2011
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saber-toothed crotch cricket

sOMEone wit crabs ya heard- someon wit crabs
he got crabs, you see that
by jd February 22, 2005
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mexican crotch rocket

A sultty mexican chick that me that me you cum quick.
that mexican crotch rocket gave me crab last night
by TCI student August 7, 2009
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Cre cre mf cratch crotch

OOoooOo BOI MY Cre Cre mf Cratch crotch ITCHY BoII
by Catty meow April 25, 2019
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Irish Crotch Candle

When you smother your pubic area with Vaseline and light it on fire and masturbate
"So what kind of stuff are you into daddy"

"Irish Crotch candles mostly ;)"
by Tyrone the negro donkey February 1, 2017
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crotch punch high note

when somebody punches somones crotch repeaditively until they cannot talk in a low voice anymore
man jerry just crotch punch high noted me so i gave him one
by crotch punch high note May 19, 2009
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cross legs, hold crotch, wiggle around

kim crossed her legs, held her crotch and wiggled around in order to hold her pee in. it didnt work
by Lizzle May 11, 2003
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