Captain save a Ho

a guy who trys protecting a ho in a chat room by standing up for her, by supposedly saving her from everyone else calling her names

Everyone was picking on cuddly jen when chad came in and started being her captain save a ho.

by Girl February 28, 2004

Captain Snooze

When the whore is asleep, you proceed to ejaculate a halo around the crown of the head. Then apply a nightcap in the fashion of the captain himself.

got home last night and the bitch was asleep so i thought she deserved a captain snooze

by HODOG & BURMDOG Pty Ltd August 16, 2008

captain of team nasty

the ugliest girl or guy in a group of ugly people

"i heard you hooked up with the captain of team nasty at kari's party last night- sick!"

by lauren August 31, 2003

captain save a ho

the super hero persona of harry from the show thumbs up season 3. in episode 14 harry beat up an abusive pimp and in episode 15 he is given the name captain save a ho.

pimp beats on girl, captain save a ho beats on pimp

by dude4848 January 21, 2012

Captain Sav-a-hoe

Someone trying to get someone else out of a jam or tough situation.

He came runnin up in here pushin the robber down on the ground like he was captian sav-a-hoe

by 1~Renae~ July 21, 2005

Captain Jack Sparrow

Its when you bust in a girl's eye then she says "ARRRRRRRRR" while covering her left eye with the right hand.


dont know where it came from.

I gave that slut a capt'n jack and then kicked her outta my car

by Steve July 17, 2004

captain fuck a bitch

A senior that has had many sexual adventures with women in his Fj Cruiser. Most people tend to avoid sitting in the back seat do to certain "stains" on the seats. This person does not have sex with just one group of girls but a wide variety. Must have an overall sex count of 51 to qualify. Fat, ugly, or freshmen do not count.

I saw Captain fuck a bitch on rocky hill last night with another bitch!

by The Captain06 March 25, 2014