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Bible Bumper

Someone who cherry picks stories from the Bible for there arguments, often for hate. Also people who constantly talk about there religiousness when nobody asked, they also might have a “more righteous than thou” attitude.
Person A: “PREMARITAL SEX IS A SIN AND YOUR GOING TO HELL!”

Person B: “Look another Bible Bumper”
by That one lost remote June 9, 2021
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Peruvian bump

When you breakdown meth, draw it up with a syringe and squirt it up your ass to get high!!
They wanted to high so we gave them a Peruvian bump!!
by MothrFuckr June 29, 2021
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cowgirl bumpkin

A cowgirl bumpkin is where a girl rides a male while said male is shitting
Mandy gave me a cowgirl bumpkin night at the party
by Chody matussin December 10, 2021
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hush bumpkin

used when someone is being loud or annoying. that person needs to be hushed but in a more positive sense of manner. also this action can take place while visiting your local butt implant removal surgeon,
tom: I LIKE TO EAT SUSSY FARTS
dan: hush bumpkin
by sussy flart December 12, 2021
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Glee Bump

The inability to experience the full effect of positive news, events, and/or outcomes due to the immediate internal need to process resulting changes to routines, plans, etc.
When she excitedly handed me her college acceptance letter I hit a glee bump, wondering how we were going to afford it.
by Magpie Greene January 14, 2022
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Feta-Bump

A word created to describe the action of snorting a thick clump of fermented cum, which is typically laced with fetynal.
Anna had a rough night after George gave her a feta-bump.
by trollinghannah March 25, 2022
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Spokane Bumpd

When a homeless crackhead from Spokane,Wa asks for a dollar and then suddenly bumps your bottom lip with their dirty fingers.
Bro, I went and visited my cousin down in Spokane,wa and got "Spokane bumpd" right outside of the local walmart.
by Damnn_Zaddy97 June 13, 2022
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