fart bastard

a person who sharts aggressively without a filter

mike farted so aggressively it shook the house, he is definitely a fart bastard

by fart bastard July 22, 2022

Chubby Bastard Baby

A Chubby Bastard Baby is when the baby that has just been born and is very fat.

Wife: OMG babe look at how beautiful our baby is!

Husband: Fuckin hell that’s a Chubby Bastard Baby, I’m outa here.

by ChunkyChestnut February 9, 2022

Top Bastard

Someone who makes girls fall in love with them and then destroys their entire existence.

Did you see sulaimaan that “Top Bastard” make her infertile after the stress he caused

That guy has a “Top Bastard” condition

by Shush6363 November 26, 2023

lumpy bastard

no good shit head coke sniffing pos welfare collecting alcoholic family disappointing skin walker vibes trash bitch

Ex: “like oh her is that her ex Brendan? I heard he was a lumpy bastard.... “

by dictionary2020 September 14, 2020

Fat bastard

A person who is incapable of doing any sort of activity other than shovelling copious amounts of shite down his throat as cum dribbles down his tower of chins

There’s flozzychops, I heard he’s a fat bastard

by anonymous November 30, 2021

Christmas bastard

A person with a December birthday who ends up spending birthday money on someone else's Christmas present. Also someone who gets combined birthday/Christmas presents.

Rudolph bought Buddy's Christmas present with the $5 his granny gave him for his birthday, and his aunt gave him an ugly sweater for both. The poor guy's a complete Christmas bastard.

by MSgt John Clarence Woods December 14, 2019

bastard daze

The state of being where one person is such an absolute bastard that they cannot recognize how awful they are, and instead point out everyone else's flaws.

"I was in such a bastard daze that i i pushed everyone away from me."

by H0tVV@t3r August 11, 2020