bacon

a typical english person

bacon is used to describe a cokney guy/girl

by HODGIE July 8, 2006

Bacon Legs

At the point where a steam roller crushes a persons legs to the hip. The steam that is applied to the rolling apperatis that comes into contact with the pavement and prevents pavement bonding to the apperatis sears the humans bipodals which tends to create a distinct smell which is usually refered to as smelling like bacon. This term is refered to as Bacon Legs.

Looker-onner # 1 -
"That taxi driver's flattened legs sure had the arroma of some fine bacon legs."

Looker-onner # 2 -
"It was so arrousing, yet I lust for a BLT samich."

by Nelson76 November 2, 2006

gerbil bacon

the meat you cut from a gerbil and eat with hot sauce raw

piece of bacon but like 2 inchs big thats gerbil bacon

by cory dawson April 25, 2007

Skank Bacon

A non vulgar term used to create humor when talking to friends.

Your a skank bacon.
Your mom is a skank bacon.

by Joshua Ashlock November 20, 2007

Makin Bacon

something that is full of fat...not hott. totaly fat.

Did you see all that fat oozing off the makin bacon? that is so gross, so not HOTT.

by sillygirl June 24, 2004

Bacon Bacon

To masturbate with bacon then eat it after.

I cant believe she just did a bacon bacon!!

by Dotsamin January 12, 2009

Bacon

Euphamism for sex. Becuz radom guys are going to come up and poke your boob and ask "Where's my bacon!?" if you wear the 'Push Button, Receive Bacon' shirt.

Random Perv: *pokes boob* "Where's mah bacon, bitch!?"\

Women wearing 'Push Button, Receive Bacon' shirt: *bitchslap* "It's being reserved for someone who's not a man-whore!"

by Emzerz November 16, 2009