Baned

During the sex act with your partner you insert the empty can of Pringles, with the bottom first, inside the anus of your partner. Now start talking into the can of Pringles with the voice of Bane from the Dark Night Rises.

Yesterday I baned my girlfriend.

by SirLunchAlot August 24, 2017

Baked

Smoking a fat doint with young king Dave and getting high as fuck

Dude we got so baked with young king Dave last night

by Gabe12345678956 September 2, 2017

Backdoor Gyro

When your giving anal and cum inside your girlfriend's (boyfriends) ass. Cum resembling the Tzatziki sauce on a gyro comes out and spreads, usually between the ass cheeks or pussy... resembling the folds of a pita.

mannnn! I have my girlfriend the best backdoor gyro last night! Then I ate alllll that sandwich... tzatziki sauce and all...

by Silversark21 September 14, 2017

Baked Submission

A baked good is stuffed into the person's mouth while they are taking it in the ass until they tap out.

My girl was horny and hungry. So I hit he with the baked submission!

by A_Small_Indian_Boy April 19, 2018

Baked potato

When youre face fucking a girl and she vomits all over your dick then she puts a condom on it to let it bake then she takes it off and keeps giving you a good succ

I want a baked potato tonight!

by Samsungwasher October 28, 2017

Baked like a soufflé

When being Baked like a cake isn't good enough for you, you take a massive breath of weed and exhale after a couple seconds while ringing a service bell to inform people people that you are above and beyond being Baked like a cake

"Sheeeeez dude, i am-- i am baked l-like a soufflé"
"Hey did you see Trevor?" "Nah he's at home getting baked like a soufflé"
"Is Stacy good to drvive us home?" "No man, she's in the bathroom baked like a soufflé"

by The Unintelligent Librarian April 20, 2018

baked stomach

When you eat a shit ton of

raw cookie dough and sit and front of a heater for 12 fucking hours and then take laxatives and shit crispy cookie chunks

I ate so much cookie dough,I think I’ll shit out a cookie plater if I have baked stomach

by Apotatoparty123321 November 13, 2017