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Pulling an Anus

When a punk with a stupid name, like “Adam”, spends years fooling his coworkers into thinking they are his friends. He laughs with them, cries with them, confides in them, throws burritos with them, and reaches high things for them. But then he pops his lung, on account of his lanky-Ness, and his coworkers selflessly take care of him like one of their own. His lung heals and then he asks for his palm sander back and takes the Cards Against Humanity expansion pack and runs... never to be heard from again.
Rick is just going end up pulling an anus again after he gets what he wants from those people.
by Wet n' wild danger kitty January 3, 2021
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laughing my anus off

a substitute for "lmao" which stands for Laughing my ass off, for when your mom is looking over your shoulder while your texting your friends
Omg lisa... you're so funny, oh sh!t my mom's looking over my shoulder, laughing my anus off
by LMFAO2.0 February 19, 2021
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Un-alive anus

Bro I just snorted 5 pounds of crack un-alive anus
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8-Bit Anus

An accurate description of Walmart's "spark" logo.
The Walmart spark logo totally looks like an 8-bit anus. Like, if they showed you Donkey Kong's asshole in 1982, that's totally what it would have looked like. Just try to unsee it.
by Air Base Hooker January 21, 2022
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Beatboxing Horse Anus 33

The name of a long dead account online that is the reason why you may not name yourself the same thing.
Farewell Beatboxing Horse Anus 33
*Beatboxes sadly*
by Partydude17 November 23, 2022
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Jizz cum in my anus in ohio

the cat is doing that, skibidi
I want some Jizz cum in my anus in ohio RIGHT NOW!
by jizzcumanusinohio August 12, 2024
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