bed bandit

One who drunkenly passes out on another's bed or couch without permission.

Keri passed out on the couch after the party, fucking bed bandit.

by ThorV January 01, 2016

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bed cheese

Clumps of dried semen

Hey man, there’s a lot of bed cheese in your sheets.

by Comfylime August 22, 2024

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Bunk Bed Theory

the bunk bed theory revolves around twins. This theory revolves around the same age identical opposite sex twins that sleep within a bunk bed. For example, when twins are sleeping in a bunk bed, the male twin sleeps on the bottom one and the female twin at the top. The theory portrays a image of incest. The twin on the bottom bunk late at night whispers for the other twin to come join them in the bottom bunk. The top twin starts asking their way down and they share and bed. After this, use ur imagination and you will understand the bunk bed theory

Hey Allyson, wanna test out the bunk bed theory?

by bunk bed believers June 15, 2022

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Bed-Iron

A nickname used by British Railways staff to refer to the Ex-War Department 2-8-0 and 2-10-0 locomotives. The nickname originates from the clanking sound the engines make when in a poorly maintained condition.

"You're firing a Bed-Iron today, aren't you Pat?"

by mauretanialusitania December 26, 2023

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