bum nuts

1) shit stuck to your arse hairs.
also called. cling-ons, tag knots, clinkers, dangle berries, arse spiders, winnits etc.

2) an insult commonly used towards those who cant do their job properly.

1) colin: bugger me my arse is itchin'
dave: ur bum nuts playin up again?
colin: yeah, i'll pick 'em out wi' chippin hammer!

2) oi bum nuts u fucked it up again u usless twat!

by buzz December 22, 2003

Bum Hats

Used in the same context as bum clouds .

Oh bum hats.

by SkuM001 December 13, 2003

Bum Scum

The lint that is in your ass crack that comes from your underwear!

Mike - "Man did u fuck that hot ass hoe last night?"
Ephraim - "FUCK NO THAT BITCH HAD TO MUCH BUM SCUM!!!"

by tootfartparty97 August 22, 2010

Bum Cleavage

The view you get when people bend over and the top of their butt crack can be seen.

Look at her bending over, you can totally see her Bum Cleavage

by Cum and Get It August 5, 2010

bum-flu

To have AIDS fully blown

as a physical desciption":

Look at her!!! She';s gotta have bum-flu!!

by Noels April 23, 2006

bum wee

Diarreah.

Liquid shit or bum wee

by wurzel79 October 12, 2008

bum titties

Fat chicks with tits on their back - also known as 'Back Titties'. Female equivilant of love handles but higher up.

ooooooohhhh that fat bitch has some big ass bum titties! She must have gotten implants whilst lying down on her front! what a cunt!

by Robert J. Melrose September 4, 2003