When having sex with an overweight individual, instead of penetrating any holes you grab the rolls of fat on their back and start fucking that. When you finish you blow your load like a whale clears their blow hole.
by chrispykinsley May 14, 2023
The act of dropping one self sideways without any regard to where he/she might land.
Often practiced mid-winter in the great white north.
Often practiced mid-winter in the great white north.
by CaptnJack March 18, 2014
"Ryan Price is a member of the Beach Whale Rescue Team, he loves fucking fat chicks!
"Ryan Price is like David Hasselhoff to fat beach chicks!"
"Ryan Price is like David Hasselhoff to fat beach chicks!"
by Amishflap December 07, 2011
by Martina_verte November 19, 2018
when your favorite show starts to flag and go downhill, and then adds a fat character for no good reason making the show look stupid, as when STD added Stacey Abrams as the president of Earth
When The Mandalorian added Lizzo as it's "jumping the whale" moment, we all knew it was on its way down then.
by NeoTechni April 07, 2023
another way of saying "your lying" when somebody says something that you know isn't true, but instead of using those words you can say "kicking that whale".
by Emziebae757 June 14, 2011
by TallyFootballhead December 14, 2011