Skip to main content

henry van bethlehem

when geography and cool shirts come together
my friend: hey, look at the shirt that henry van bethlehem is wearing
me: holy shit dude, that shirt is rad.
by mxmeer June 3, 2022
mugGet the henry van bethlehem mug.

Van jr

Van jr is a really sexy guy with a long hard dick and loves to make out with manny and loves manny more than savi and van doesn’t give a single shot abt savi and van can smack someone on the forhead with his powerful dick 🤤😫🫧
OMG is that van jr sexy HATD cock daddy!?
by Manny🫧🫧🔫 June 4, 2022
mugGet the Van jr mug.

Van Houzen

Very large stupids who enjoy picking apples out of the top floor of abandoned drug houses' plants. these apple are taking into a white van and shipped to the Van-House. no Van Houzen has ever spilled the beans on the location. the apples are then set on fire as the Van Houzen chant their Dutch Christmas songs even when it is the middle of the fucking year. we only know about this event due to the recent kidnaping and interrogation of Boatymcboatface Van Houzen. We are hell ebnt on finding more about these evil people and why they burn all of the hood apples.
fun fact: the average Van Houzen take about 5 years to finish a glass of green milk.
by sdsdfsdfsdfsegergergerer December 12, 2021
mugGet the Van Houzen mug.

Coochie van

Describes a vehicle where women get their doonies beaten. Typically used by rapper YNJAY.
“She finna get fucked in this coochie van.”
by Coochie fan man December 18, 2021
mugGet the Coochie van mug.

Van

a name for a gender neutral person who falls in love way to fast
person one: hey do u know that person van?
person 2: yeah we've known each other for 3 days and they already have a crush on me.
by poopy cum December 27, 2021
mugGet the Van mug.

van

a car
a van is used to pick up random children
by deezjoegotligma March 30, 2022
mugGet the van mug.

van handy

When a bisexual male cheerleader gives handys in a van in front of the frat house.
Andy is giving van handys at all the OU houses tonight
by Errordelete86 March 30, 2022
mugGet the van handy mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email