Unicorn

A gay house-husband, usually younger than his partner & often a trophy-boy

Patrick finally settled down & has a hot unicorn!

by The good twin NM January 14, 2026

winged unicorn

Woman lies face down on the bed with arms outstretched. The man mounts on top of her, inserts both testicles in her anus and also outstretches his arms.

My balls are so sore from the winged unicorn last night.

by sic phuk March 14, 2010

silver unicorn

A totally awesome and amazing guy with a feminine Xbox live gamer tag; probably a good boyfriend to have in the end of it all

"The silver unicorn is pwning me at Cod bro!"

"He's probably also pwning his girl/boy friend in bed"

by Him hitachi October 5, 2013

the unicorn light principle

States that light bends around unicorns, and that light was created form them. the colors that you see right now were created by a unicorn. colors are one of the many things that unicorns have created such as bacon, Nutella, double rainbows, and nun-chuck wielding cats wearing bandannas.

Example:

Person 1: dude, have you ever wondered what made the colors?
Person 2: Go...
Person 3: no because I am well versed in unicornal philosophy, you should know this I was a unicornal philosophy major in college. unicorns created light. isn`t obvious. the unicorn light principle explains it very well.
Person 2: what the actual fuck are you talking about?!?!
Person 3: STFU! im a unicornal philosophy major! what the fuck are you!
Person 2: a christa...
Person 3: that`s what I thought; FUCKING atheist!

by Unicorn_Philosopher1202 October 21, 2013

Biracial Unicorn

Literally a zebra but with a horn, like a unicorn. Comes either black and white or white and black, depending on which you feel is superior. Often causes of racial tension upon sighting.

Kyle: What the fuck is that?
Kevin: A biracial unicorn.
Kyle: What?
Kevin: Like a unicorn, but black and white; like a zebra.
Kyle: White and black you mean.
Kevin: Why you such a racist Kyle?

by I AM THE DESTROYER OF MAN June 8, 2016

ghost unicorn

A actual retard or someone that's IS A STRAIGHT dumbass.

Also can mean a MLG

Your honestly a ghost unicorn right now.

by Thatmlggamer September 15, 2016

safety unicorn

A person who identifys as a unicorn but also doubbles as portable medic. Medical advice may or may not contain glitter (*will contain glitter*). Safety unicorns are especially rare but essential to the enjoyment of any Australian doof.

"Have you got your safety unicorn?" You.
"I've got my safety unicorn!!" Me

by TiggyMima September 10, 2016