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Toaster Strudel

The act of taking a shit and then immediately turning around to engage in masturbation. Can be compared to the process of making a toaster strudel, hence the name. Just like you would toast a strudel, and after it’s hot and ready, you apply icing on top at the end for added flavor and decoration.
Person 1: Why are they taking so long in the bathroom?
Person 2: Probably making a Toaster Strudel
by Lujobe April 2, 2025
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Twaterpated

For a straight male to be distracted by a female wanting sex
That mother f***** so twaterpated he can't see straight
by anonymous July 31, 2025
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Toaster strudel

Consenting participant will be chained down and be subject to 5 penises ejaculating on participants body and after wards, the semen is used on a piece of toast, which is then cut in half, one half being put in the participants mouth, the other half in the anal cavity
Joe: Dude I love college, I gave Janice a toaster strudel with Parker the other night!
Gabriel: That’s nice to hear son.
by Diddlenut August 3, 2025
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Twater

That thin, watery pre-squirt that leaks out of a ketchup bottle before the real load of ketchup arrives. Warm-up drizzle. The condiment equivalent of pre-cum — unwanted, messy, and guaranteed to ruin the mood (and your fries).
“Bro, I squeezed too hard and got twater all over my burger. Felt like the bottle just nutted disappointment on my plate.”
by Gaweezinack69 October 12, 2025
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toaster strudel

when an AI sex robot rubs its cream pie on you
During the robot uprising I saw Alex get knocked down and toaster streudeled, that was the worst toaster strudel ever.
by ajs85 October 15, 2025
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Twastard

When someone or something is so annoying…more annoying than a twat or a bastard
What a Twastard!’ He said when he lost the bet.
by Ginger Bred October 19, 2025
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Toaster Foamer

Someone who has a strong interest in toasters and foams at the mouth at the thought of them.
I was at the diner and I asked for my bread toasted and the waiter was a toaster foamer. And foamed at the mouth
by Simon8089 October 21, 2025
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