titty turd

A piece of lint or fuzz found under a woman's titty

"Aww fuck i found titty turd this morning"

by tit fucker in backyard January 30, 2009

Heard Turd

When your mad at someone and you defecate in their bed.

She got so mad she dumped a heard turd.

Knew it was not the dog, it was definitely a heard turd.

by Migal78 April 23, 2022

Turd Burglur

A random insult to annoy people. One who steals turds.

Fuck you! you ass-sniffin' turd burglur!

by MeowMixer October 9, 2004

turd hammer

a person or object that is as useful as using a turd to drive nails.

I was so drunk last night, I was a real turd hammer for driving home.

by Bill Wixby January 16, 2007

turd turkey

a rehab resistant drug addict.

Don't turn your back on that (turd turkey).

by Dr.Argues July 3, 2010

Invisi-turd

When you take a shit and it falls down the bend in the toilet before you flush, hiding it from sight.

Person 1-'Dude, I swear I just crapped...'
Person 2-'Musta' been an invisi-turd'

by 7cosmo1234 May 23, 2011

turd-blogging

The act of texting your friends to tell them about the crap you are currently taking.

Turd-blogging is an excellent way to pass the time during a particularly difficult crap.

by Jimmy Simpson January 12, 2008