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Toni

Toni is used for a woman or man that is usually short and over-weight, definition of "crying over spilled milk". They enjoy attention so they often create issues for themselves. Pretends their life is so hard when obstacles are average human every-day problems. Hypocritical Hypochondriac that is often ignorant but insists everyone else is of lesser knowledge.
She thinks she's better than every, she must be a 'toni'.
by Australia tagen September 20, 2017
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Toni's Law

Toni's Law (Also Known as: The Toni Fallacy and "You're Wrong"):

The false belief that if Toni said some shit, it will always be 100% correct no matter the context, circumstances, or situation. This also applies to any action or previous action she has made. Pulling up any evidence against such is invalid and therefore ultimately nullified, so don't waste your time buddy.

Phrases such as "I think your understanding may be mistaken because..." or “I believe there might be some inaccuracies in your statement.” or even "you dumbass you totally don't know what the fuck you're talking about you stupid bitch" all fall under this law/fallacy so just accept that you can never win an argument and you will always be proven incorrect. You can even be proven wrong wayyyy later and that could contribute to the law of Toni.

Violating this law will can and will invoke the following consequences if Toni decides to be petty (will happen almost every single fucking time):

Being packed and yelled at to shut the fuck up
Being said to have always been wrong
Having your name changed to something derogatory
Getting muted or blocked because she feels like it
Exposed + ratio'd on twitter
Etc

P.S. Other consequences may be added later as time passes since the author of this law falls under it the most and as such will fall victim to it whether I like it or not 😔
Person A: "Actually that's not true cuz if you played without whiffing so much you'd be better"
Toni: "I didn't ask you dumb bitch stfu"

Person B: "Did you know Bruce actually loves Jason?"
Toni: Well if he did then why did he give up so quick on Jason in the Arkham games?"
Person B: "Damn you're right"
Toni: "Always am"

Person C: "Remember when Toni said the first Captain America movie sucks and is just like every other war movie which also sucks and boring?"
Person D: "Nah she's wrong everyone likes that movie and war movies are boring"
Person E: "Ohhh you fucked up my nigga that falls under Toni's Law"
by Ziggibear August 17, 2024
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Tony

A Nibba wit a big d!ck
Did you see Tony’s d!ck it’s so big
by Hotdude69 January 19, 2022
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Luke and Tony

Two of the most iconic boys in the entire hurst of sand. If Luke and tony ever see you in public you probably won’t be able to take your eyes off of them. One because of the endless chaos they encompass and two because of the atomic awesomeness all of the Akins Offer. Luke and tony will one day be the kings of the hurst and thus they shallnt be dismissed in anyway.
Luke and tony: where’s yeti?
Eddie: harough
Luke and tony; treats!
Eddie: ruff (Uber loud)
by Jack Hacker November 11, 2020
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tony

tony likes boys
by gggamer900000000000 October 23, 2019
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Tony

Tony Kast, the most handsome person in the world. Tony is universal, omnipotent and omniscient. He who sees all, he who knows all. Tony is one of the biggest people in the universe. The presence he omits is suffocating. Tony also knows as Big Boi kast tony.
Person1: Dude, get out of here immediately, Tony is coming!
person2: Oh no, I don't want to suffocate because of tony's presence.
Person1: Toyn kast moment
by TheProphetjx October 10, 2022
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the toni

Where you inject a horse penis into the mouth of a young child.
by Lover262 November 7, 2020
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