Conspiracy Theories

Anything you are sufficiently uneducated about but form an opinion on anyway.

Conspiracy theories are dumb and you're dumb

by B-Wild March 17, 2022

Printer Theory

The concept that, in any given conversation about the price of warhammer models, someone will say "printer go brr" or some other statement about their use of a 3d printer.

"Wow these models are really expensive! $75 for 100 points!"
"Printer go brrr."
"Ah, classic printer theory."

by danceinthewind March 17, 2022

sam r’s theory

the theory is that certain times of the day go by slower or faster than others even though they’re the same amount of hours..example, 7 am to 8 am goes by faster than 10 am to 11 am.

boy 1: woah dude it’s already 8:45?
boy 2: dude last time i checked it was 7:15

boy 1: it’s sam r’s theory!!!

by kittyluver22 March 18, 2022

Edo Theory

If a law enforcement officer moves its leg then the dog will bite you.

The Edo Theory is true, he bit my foot while walking into a store.

by Clearwarning February 11, 2022

Little Book Theory

If your name goes in the book strange things will start to happen.

The Little Book Theory is true, my name went in the book and potatoes appeared on my porch.

by Clearwarning February 11, 2022

The Tenlee Theory

The tenlee theory, is the theory in which guys with thick necks just happen to have small and skinny penises.

“That guy has a thick neck” “yk what that means……the tenlee theory”

by 62771818884 April 11, 2022

Chaos Theory

Two things that weren’t meant to be Together for certain reasons of the laws of Mother Nature

Man Bypasses Chaos Theory, Man creates Dinosaur, Dinosaur eats Man

by Deez Nuts Kit April 16, 2022