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Down East Hammer

When you hold your nuts and dick up as high and tight to your body as possible and let it smack down on another parties face.
Steve passed out drunk so I tried to wake him up with a down east hammer
by PbnJjuggler October 21, 2019
mugGet the Down East Hammermug.

Yam-hammer

1. Penis with a bulbous deformed head that is disproportionately larger than the shaft., 2. Used to describe a loud or obnoxious person. Most effective when preceded with a traditional expletive, (i.e. "You fucking Yam-hammer"), 3. An aggressive consensual sexual act that involves a sound beating and/or pummeling.
1. I'd love to yam-hammer that bitch!

2. Seven is a twisted fucking yam-hammer, and someone should whip his ass.
by Paintmonkey December 14, 2008
mugGet the Yam-hammermug.

Thor’s hammer

A 12+ inch black dildo that’s been used so many times, it’s near impossible to pick up off the ground due to its stickiness and sliminess.

“Honey can you grab my dildo for me”
“It’s stuck to the floor, only Thor could pick this shit up”
I used my Dildo 16 times last night and it’ll accidentally made it into a Thor’s hammer, now I can’t even pick that shit up to use it.
by Dat niga September 1, 2022
mugGet the Thor’s hammermug.

The Hammer and Sickle

Also known as “the people’s position” or “the comrade cruiser”.

Position involves taking your comrade by the LEFT arm and leg, with penis inserted, while swinging in a side to side motion, as if swinging a large scythe or sickle, in the act of harvesting wheat.

May you thrust with the power of the people, to spread your communist seed, on behalf of the motherland!
Putin expertly maneuvered THE HAMMER AND SICKLE, as he swung his comrade around the Kremlin, whilst simultaneously calling the White House, and taking time to appreciate the flow of twilight on the streets of the Motherland.
by Captain Obscuro December 5, 2020
mugGet the The Hammer and Sicklemug.

Hammer

A violent and angry social justice warrior who uses calling out on social media just to get revenge on people he personally doesn’t like.
He was a total Hammer the fact that he tried to get my friend fired from his job.
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 14, 2018
mugGet the Hammermug.

Hammer

Hammer /ˈhamər/ A portable, manually operated, optically guided internal impact delivery device. A hammer is usually used for driving nails, forming metal, beating various natural or man materials into submission, or for the purpose of causing extensive damage to expensive or valuable items. The various types of hammer used by ordinary purposes are of the claw, ball peen, body, sledge, or rubber / wooden mallets.
Why is it is that every time somebody is killed with a hammer it is always a ball peen hammer?
"Fuck! I just smashed my thumb driving a nail and I've got blood all over the place."
by Daniel H. B. November 4, 2020
mugGet the Hammermug.

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