Egg Wallet

Colloquial term for the female ovaries

Demi was excited about her boyfriend, " oh man, I'm gonna get punched in the egg wallet by a sausage fist tonight"

by Bophed March 19, 2016

talking egg

A talking egg is someone who's got yolk for brains. Theybare idiots of nature and know-nothing's yet speak as if they know everything.

Donald trump is a talking egg.

by Callieumm July 30, 2016

Egg Snog

Kissing someone with an egg nog milk mustache.

I've been egg snogging all evening. How am I supposed to say no to that? Merry Christmas to me!

by TheDrewthHurts December 21, 2016

black egg

spoiled rotten,OR a jerk, OR can go die in a hole, AND TASTE BAD

.YOUR A BLACK EGG AMANDA

.MY KID IS A BLACK EGG
. PILLS ARE BLACK EGGS
.STRESS IS A BLACK EGG

by HEHEHEHEHHEHEHHE November 24, 2019

egg salad

If eggs are within a body cavity, get smashed and expelled, the eggs come out looking like egg salad. Usually involved in novelty pornography.

"I was watching that porno and those eggs came out like egg salad."

by Julactus February 11, 2017

Rotten egg

A closeted trans person or unaware egg who is transphobic to armour that closet. This is how Haggard’s Law applies to transphobes too.

Alice: Bob is the most obvious rotten egg ever. He can’t even go 5 seconds without emphasising his transphobia.
Claire: When you’re bullshitting your way through life, stupidity like that tends to arise.

by E hates Q May 23, 2023

egg nog

A ferret like creature that lives amoungst you in your home. Normally drinks pints of the dark stuff (nig nog) and annoys you by never sleeping and doubling up as Rosemarie's baby

Hey Egg Nog - keep your evil anits to yourself you Nig Nog loving coon!

by olivia November 17, 2003