black coffee is purely brewed coffee. no creamer, no milk, no sugar. people don't actually like black coffee, they only drink it because they think it makes them look cool.
black coffee drinker: yeah, i drink black coffee.
normal person: no you dont. banished to the underworld.
black coffee drinker:
normal person: no you dont. banished to the underworld.
black coffee drinker:
by sprucewolf November 2, 2024
Get the black coffeemug. Jail house coffee is when you add about half the normal amount of coffee grounds that have already made a pot. It’s a way a cheap start up tries to save a buck on the company coffee that management meagerly buys.
by Beech Bum. June 14, 2018
Get the jail house coffeemug. I love you, you are my coffee.
Cristine is my coffee, I don't know what I would do without her.
I want to be someone's coffee one day.
Cristine is my coffee, I don't know what I would do without her.
I want to be someone's coffee one day.
by TheEveni November 16, 2018
Get the to be someone's coffeemug. One who has harnessed the ability to, and has forged coffee through fire and air that rises above all other coffees.
by Coffee Association November 14, 2020
Get the Master Coffee Roastermug. After I brewed a pot of coffee my coffee died. I cremated it, sent in the obituary announcement and put my coffee in the coffee urn. Twas a sad, sad day.
by Koffee Phreek August 20, 2010
Get the Coffee Urnmug. by Don Ash January 5, 2022
Get the Coffeemug. When you fuck your oh up the arse when she's had the shits, you get some shit stuck in your Japs eye then spunk in her mouth.
by El_Diabllo March 2, 2021
Get the glorious coffeemug.