Window Kissing

Luring people to their windows with promises of goods or surprises only to kiss them gently and prance away without providing said goods or surprises.

When I feel just a little low I go window kissing. I just lay a hundred dollar bill on a window seal and wait for someone to come and collect. Then and only then do I pull the money away and plant a sweet little kiss on them.

by Carter Hamilton July 23, 2012

Pelvic Kiss

When she puts your dick so far down her throat she kisses your pelvis.

That hooker last night gave me a pelvic kiss so I had to marry her.

by Kenokiss June 5, 2018

Magic kiss

When a sexual partner places a hand on each bum cheek, spreading them apart and placing their lips on the anus and blowing, leaving the partner recieving with a feeling of unequivocal joy and magic.

Jane gave me a magic kiss last night I thought I was in Hogwarts it felt so good!

by Derpyjedi November 14, 2017

Dead Kisses

When a person kisses another person and they don't react to it.

"I was trying to get the mood started by kissing him, but he just stared into the t.v! He told me I was giving him dead kisses."

by babygirly84 January 4, 2010

butcher's kiss

A 'butcher's kiss' is a prank or revenge act a menstruating woman can play on her sleeping partner (or any other sleeping person).

The intention is to leave a bloody smear across the victim's face or body, which is the 'butcher's kiss', by direct contact with the labia. Extra props are given if the victim is not roused during the act. Further props are given if the victim is still unaware of the butcher's kiss while in public.

"I thought we were cool again, but as soon as I fell asleep she gave me a full-on butcher's kiss. When I woke up she was laughing at me with that asshole Bob. She'd taken pictures and put them online.

I swear, man, I can't live with my mom anymore."

by _CherryPip_ March 4, 2010

spicy kiss

A kiss after eating spicy food and or a kiss with bubble spit in it. More so the spicy food thing less with the bubble spit. Im not sure I just made it up.

After I ate spicy food, I gave my wife a spicy kiss.

by Tonyfreedrum June 6, 2017

husband kisses

an abrupt kiss given by a husband to a wife while the wife is talking to silence her momentarily

Wife: "Michael, can you blah blah blah...."
Husband: swift kiss to the wife to shut her up and then continues playing video games
Wife: "I was talking"
Husband: "I was giving wonderful Husband Kisses" and then goes back to playing video games

by hubbynottubby July 19, 2012