Turd Burglar

someone who snatches the turd out of the toilet before it hits the water while someone is pooping

I was pooping the other day and that guy turd burglar ed me.

by kamikazi282 January 15, 2009

titty turd

A piece of lint or fuzz found under a woman's titty

"Aww fuck i found titty turd this morning"

by tit fucker in backyard January 30, 2009

Turd Burglur

A random insult to annoy people. One who steals turds.

Fuck you! you ass-sniffin' turd burglur!

by MeowMixer October 9, 2004

turd hammer

a person or object that is as useful as using a turd to drive nails.

I was so drunk last night, I was a real turd hammer for driving home.

by Bill Wixby January 16, 2007

Turd burglar

Amsterdam only definition:
a polish dude that sleeps in your cupboard while your not watching.

"dude, I found this massive turd burglar in the cupboard under the stairs"
"bro did u call the police?"
"nah, he ran before I could get my axe"

by burgturdlar January 30, 2019

turd of events

When the situation changes unexpectedly such that everything goes to shit.

When Trump got elected it was quite the turd of events.

by myactualrealname June 15, 2017

Thanos turd

Upon completion of a “Thanos turd” half the population of the universe ceases to exist.

“Bro I just dropped the meanest Thanos turd”

by JKool650 June 8, 2018