Dump Trucked

You got ran over by a dump truck

Q. Did you hear about Haskins? It’s so sad.
A. He got dump trucked

by It was funny, get over it. April 9, 2022

Red Truck Syndrome

AKA: "I can't work on that because I have 'If I work on a red truck I'll die syndrome.'"

A rare disease that occurs in mechanics. People who have been contracted with RTS are significantly more susceptible to problems, pain, injuries, and even death from vehicles, ESPECIALLY red trucks. Hence the name Red Truck Syndrome.

May also be a symptom of laziness but has never been proven to correlate. Should be taken seriously when brought up.

When asked to work on a red Truck or any vehicle, you respond with "I can't work on that because I have red truck syndrome."

by HardWorkingMechanic April 9, 2022

Muds my truck

Irritated, upset with a situation.

“Man that really muds my truck!”

by Double Diesal April 17, 2022

Truck slut

A girl who only likes guys for their truck.

Hannah is such a truck slut she’s only dating him for his truck.

by Pgb613 December 30, 2020

Truck

(N) means Dick/Penis or a male's genitals.

Hold its cowboy, let me take a look at your truck.

by Manhandlers January 4, 2021

truck stopper

When you go down on a lot lizard in the back of your semi truck and get an unexpected mouthful of someone else's cum.

I ate out a lot lizard last night and that bitch gave me a truck stopper. Then I creampied her so the next guy will get one too!

by slim pickle January 24, 2021

Smooth truck

A truck that kills smoothly.

You've been struck by a SMOOTH TRUCK,it kills smoothly.

by Wolverine and cat!!!!!! REEEEE February 5, 2021