California crockpot

The act of jizzing in a crockpot and then proceeding to cook it in a pot roast and then making your lover eat it
John gave me a California crockpot
by Yes’m October 11, 2020
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california deaner

a sexual act where you hold a girls legs in the shower and watch a hippo eat a ghost pepper,
todd wants to have a california deaner tonight.
by sfopldsfjl; February 04, 2016
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California Waterbed

When a man causes a woman to squirt, but pinches the labia so the vaginal cavity fills up with fluid.
I went to Pelosi's nephew's waterbed store to purchase a new waterbed. Little did I know, the owner porked me on his inventory and gave me a California Waterbed.
by TyPel911 January 25, 2022
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The California Cerulean Ohserpentus is commonly found in dark, small spaces, like nightstands or in a pile of towels on a bedroom floor. It is nominally larger than than the California Caucasion Ohserpentus, but significantly smaller than the African version of the same species. The trademark attack of the Cerulean Ohserpentus involves a quivering exterior that moves slowly to and fro, and ultimately results in the victims convulsing, accompanied by verbal outbursts, from which the OHserpentus got its name.
Oh my! A California Cerulean Ohserpentus! I wonder if it has attacked anyone recently. Why else would it be on the floor?
by GoneSquatchin’ April 02, 2018
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A union fighting for student assistants to have better pay, benefits, and FINALLY BE ABLE TO AFFORD PARKING!!
Wow, thank god me and all my friends voted #UnionYes so that student assistants across CSU campuses finally have affordable parking. Thanks California State University Employee Union (CSUEU).
by personlivinganddoingthings August 01, 2024
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norco California

A small horse town in California.. A green town.. Home to the cowboys from hell..
Norco California is a small horse town that is the home to the Norco Vagos the cowboys from hell.
by Norco22mfer May 22, 2023
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