smoke my pipe

To smoke or suck on a man's pipe or penis
most commonly known as giving a blow job or sucking a guys dick.

Oh man I had Stacy smoke my pipe last night and oh my god she is a pro!

seriously dude

yeah she did deep exercises

by Doctor J January 06, 2008

smoke wood

to perform oral sex

The person who didn't laugh at this joke likes to smoke wood.

by pyus50 March 24, 2021

smoke jumpr

When your apartment is on fire and you jump oud da window.

My boi, did you see dat smoke jumpr fly oud da window?

by Quido1 March 10, 2008

Garcia smoke stack

when you're so full of smoke that its coming out your nose, mouth, ears, butt and penis!!

put the nozzel of a leaf blower with a streamroller on the back side in your mouth, light, and squeez trigger until you have smoke coming out your nose, mouth, ears, butt, and penise. tjere you have a Garcia smoke stack

by OGsmokey December 24, 2017

smoking chrome hearts

accepting your death can happen anytime, so you live using your whole heart all the time.
Usually someone depressed putting on a façade that they are happy, when in real reality they do not care about living.

Joe is smoking chrome hearts? Have you talked to him lately?

by stupiddummi November 16, 2021

holy bum smoke

Holy bum smoke (a fart )

Has she passed wind its only holy bum smoke

by Urban w June 28, 2022

Smoke some fish

Alaskan slang for sucking cock, blow job.

He is coming over to smoke some fish.

by Jrakracer July 17, 2016