National Kick Short People Day

Kick short people!

Hey I'm under 5'4 *kicks*

Sorry its National Kick Short People Day

National Kick Short People Day by Imedriac September 13, 2021

national stop hate on short people day

National Stop Hate On Short People Day is on September 23rd.

haha ur short
no its national stop hate on short people day

national stop hate on short people day by stophateonshortpeople October 7, 2022

Strawberry Short dick 

A guy who has a sleepovers with girls because the parents think he is a faget, who has a small weiner.

Pete pete has sleepovers with girls because he is a Strawberry Short Dick.

Strawberry Short dick by joe applebottems September 7, 2007

strawberry short kook 

A member of the Otter Popstars band

The red otter pop

Artist of "Save the Day" and "Place in my Heart"

Jared thinks Amber is awesome even though her favorite otter pop is Strawberry Short Kook, while he prefers Pancho Punch.

strawberry short kook by ambercrombi August 3, 2005

Get short 

To laugh.

"Why are you getting short at me?!"
"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to get short at you!"

Get short by kthxily May 17, 2009

make short eyes 

when someone doesn't make good eye contact

He always make short eyes with me, something must be up

make short eyes by justinjustout February 12, 2020

Few apples short of a fruitcake 

Someone/something below standards.

When someone is a complete asshole, with no real motive.

Same as:
Few fries short of a happy meal
Few yards short of a first down

I asked my boss for my first raise in two years, and he said I deserved it, but I wouldn't get it. He's either a total ass, or a few apples short of a fruitcake.

Few apples short of a fruitcake by hellokoala November 5, 2009