Shooting tour dates

When a basketball player has a bad shooting performance that their stat lines resemble calendar dates (eg. 5/18, 2/12, 3/11). Typically used to make fun of players who have a stretch of bad games.

"Trae Young been shooting tour dates lately, 1/12 and 4/17 last two games"

by epicgamer999 March 16, 2024

Redneck Shooting Star

A relatively common phenomenon in which a yokel in a sedan that is driving too fast for the conditions fails to navigate a turn and/or hill properly, thereby launching their car through one’s front yard. When this happens at night time, the headlights can be seen flying through the air, resembling a shooting star. Anyone seeing it happen should instantly make a wish.

“Hey Pa, look at that redneck shooting star flying down into the woods!! I just made a wish!!

by Jon the American March 17, 2024

Buffalo Shooting

A mass shooting that was live streamed by Payton S. Gendron. It happened at the TOPS Supermarket in Buffalo, New York.

Payton S. Gendron: ima shoot these black people up its gonna be called the buffalo shooting

by Payton S. Gendron March 21, 2024

SHOOT ME

When someone is being held at gunpoint but they won’t take the gunman seriously daring them to shoot him.

Craig: Run me them pockets fool **pulls out gun**
Isaiah: Shoot me bitch, you ain’t bout it. Think you a man? Show me!
Craig: ** Puts away gun then walks away**

by ZuiyOTF47 July 20, 2022

Shoot-n-scoot

A convenience store in a rough part of town where shots ring out on the regular.

I was goin’ to get some smokes and beer at the Shoot-n-scoot when Dray shot the manager for not opening the money drawer quick enough.

by JWBS July 24, 2022

Pinch and shoot

Act of halting and redirecting male ejaculate

David did a pinch and shoot on Tim’s back

by Monkoc June 17, 2022

hucking dough into the shoot

Fucking while soft

Ex. “She was so ugly, I was simply just hucking dough into the shoot”

He couldn’t get it up, he was just hucking dough into the shoot

by Hamborger June 20, 2022