Simp Sniper

A girl that easily identifies simpery and easily uses it to manipulate or toy with her target.

She's a real Simp Sniper, you saw how she sniped that simp from behind, he never had a chance.

by Stankisauras June 21, 2020

simp for gaara

somebody who loves gaara and simps for him

i simp for gaara

by kazekage gaara November 10, 2021

Seb the Simp

A dude who simps for anybody, and I mean “anybody”. Typically a decent guy, he just simps a lot. Often found on anime or anime inspired discord servers.

Guy 1: Ayo this guy reminds me of Seb the Simp
Guy 2: Yo you’re right, he does remind me of Seb the Simp!

by Fatesucks April 4, 2021

Cat Simp

Someone who really REALLY likes cats. Almost in an uncomfortable way.

Wow Breanna really loves cats huh?
Yeah she's a cat simp-

by sxgarmoon August 5, 2021

Table Simping

The act of being submissive to a person simply because they bought a table at a nightclub. Typically occurs when a dude with daddy's money isn't funny or capable of speaking to women, so he spends $5-10k on a table and invites a hot girl with 30+ bodies to stand next to him at his table. The girl wears a slutty cocktail dress and the guy wears ripped light wash jeans, Yeezy's, a gold chain on the outside of his shirt, and a black t-shirt so tight it might as well be painted on. The entire concept is adjacent to prostitution. It's an easy way for beta men to fuck a whore without 'technically' paying for it.

"Hey friends, I was thinking of having a group dinner at my place this Thursday. Maybe cook up some chicken parm and sip some wine while we watch the sunset! Are you interested?"

"No, sorry, I'm going to see insert no-name DJ tonight. Steve from the Seaport is buying $1,500 bottles of shitty Tito's at a nightclub the size of my bedroom, so I'm gonna go table simping."

by artfuldodger69 August 19, 2022

Simp-ly

Doing something in the action of a simp

Rola: ugh Sarra is so annoying.
Jannah: what did she do?
Rola: she spent all night simp-ly talking about her crush!
Jannah: the one she said she didn't like anymore??
Rola: that's the one.
Jannah: what a simp!

by Simp-lySarra February 11, 2023

gillespie simp

Someone who is madly in love with charlie gillespie. He is perfect and can always bring a smile to your face. HE IS THE MOST ATTRACTIVE MAN EVER

How have you seen that gillespie simp today?

by ggeats January 1, 2021