the trump shooting was when some guy gave up his life to shoot at trump and had a fuckin skill issue
his orange cheeto lookin ass probably blended in with the sun too much
trump: gets shot in ear, survives, and emotes on the shooter
shooter: fuck shit no
secret service: has better accuracy
his orange cheeto lookin ass probably blended in with the sun too much
trump: gets shot in ear, survives, and emotes on the shooter
shooter: fuck shit no
secret service: has better accuracy
by chuld molester July 20, 2024
Get the The Trump Shootingmug. A non fatal, almost consensual, shooting that occurs where subjects involved miraculously have not seen, heard, or know anything about it. Nor are they worried about any subsequent events following.
by ASeriousGuy December 17, 2023
Get the Misdemeanor Shootingmug. Friend: So who committed arson?
Friend 2: It was Him
Friend 3: No it wasn't me dumbass
Me: Stop shooting around the dark, we aren't getting somewhere
Friend 2: It was Him
Friend 3: No it wasn't me dumbass
Me: Stop shooting around the dark, we aren't getting somewhere
by TheRealGeoBoy March 3, 2021
Get the Shooting Around the Darkmug. She asked me if I liked ass play... I unfortunately said yes... A shooting star is not something you want.
by Elishnus July 28, 2016
Get the shooting starmug. 
Get the Shooting Yolksmug. 
Shoot your load and boot them out.
by torminator October 16, 2012
Get the Shoot and Bootmug.