Runny Tummy

A condition where you can't stop shitting yourself.

Symptoms include:

•Shitting your drawers
•Shitting out brown or green water
• A burning asshole
• Stomach Pain

Causes:

•Taco Bell
•Salmonella
•E-Coli
•Undercooked takeout

Treatment:

•Immodium
•Drinking water to keep hydrated
• BRAT Diet: Bread, Rice, Apples and toast as they are bland foods which wont aggravate the digestive system.
•Not eating Taco Bell

I ate a Taco Bell 3 hours ago and I now have a runny tummy as a result.

by UltimateDoge October 27, 2022

Running On Empty

The #2 hot new band coming up from St. Cloud, Florida.
Starring Evan Smith, Robyn Tindal, Noel, and Lane Jasmine

“Bro you listen to Running On Empty?!”
“OH HELL YEAH I LOVE RUNNING ON EMPTY”

by FrosterTheMan October 28, 2022

running

the thing that is useful for running from your mother because of your exam paper today!

"yo dude what ya doin?"
"im running from my mother"

by anonymous November 2, 2022

running duos

to join together with a partner.

im running duos with her rn

by Geraldmarcchus December 3, 2022

Running

Not Michael's strong suit

Michael: Running is not my strong suit

by Headlessmushroom January 2, 2023

Running the marathon

To successfully lay with a person from each age bracket

He banged a 51 year old and a 46 year old. I think he’s running the marathon

by Walnutted January 18, 2023

Running a blind red

Run a red light without checking the surrounding to make sure it's safe to run a red light and causing a crash.

That man was an idiot for running a blind red and because of that the bus driver and kids are now six feet under.

by Logplayer0205 February 1, 2023