potato samurai

a legendary samurai reincarnation, born in the 20th century, the potato samurai has uncanny skills which include but are not limitted to being able to hit any potato, anywhere, at any speed, and splatter it. it is alleged that the potato samurai has riden on top of busses, jumped from multiple story buildings, and stuck a chilli on his own eye. the pubic hair of the potato samurai is his most formidable defence, no waxing strip can remove it.the potato samurai is believed to have been born to a german family in australia but they realized they had birthed the chosen one when he came out with slanty eyes.

"hurry up and mash the potato mum, or ill get the potato samurai to do it"

adam: "do you want sand in your pocket!"
andrew: ""i'll get the potato samurai onto you"
adam: "here is my wallet".

by potato samurai October 19, 2009

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Stage Potato

Someone who, when crowd surfing, makes their way to the front of the mosh pit and sits up and blocks the stage.

"Hey can you see anything?"

"No, someone's being a stage potato and blocking the view"

by The Final Potato December 17, 2013

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Cheesy Potato

New age form of describing a vagina. Often used when speaking of lesbians.

"Wait, is cheey potato the new word for vagina?"

by SaV January 8, 2005

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potato salad

Only one person should bring potato salad to a potluck or gathering.

Man i thought i was the only one bringing the potato salad.

by king of all potatoes January 19, 2016

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computer potato

A computer potato is one who downloads media through file sharing networks such as bit-torrent and spends much of their time watching shows obtained. The type of media could range from movies to anime to japanese drama episodes.

Dude, that guy stays in his room and watches shows on his computer all day long. He's such a computer potato!

by francilloscope September 7, 2005

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