Skip to main content

piss that shit

1: When oneself, after deficating, decides to violently urinate on their feces.
2: When one may be confused, this term comes in handy so the person by you gets confused and you no longer look confused.
3: This term also comes in handy in describing a bad situation.
Random guy in class:"Hey man, what is the square root of 10 again? "
You: "Piss that shit"
Random guy in class: "Wait, what?"
by Oregun January 7, 2016
mugGet the piss that shitmug.

Piss Break

When you take a break specifically to urinate
Dude : Piss break!
(Proceeds to the toilet and urinates)
by DoggyDoofus December 16, 2019
mugGet the Piss Breakmug.

Piss Latency

The time taken to begin urinating after one approaches the urinal. The time between your urine leaving your body and when you take stance with your penis exposed in known as your "Pee-Ping(ms)" (Less is better). Piss latency is typically higher when others are around (like in public restrooms) and especially after fornication.
My piss latency was higher than normal today, probably because I get nervous in public restrooms.
mugGet the Piss Latencymug.

Proximity Piss

Someone who mistakenly gets blamed for pissing in a pint of beer and giving it to someone, due to being in the proximity of the real culprit(s).
Yeah dude, I was proximity pissed!

Just because I knew it had piss in it, doesn't mean I am responsible. (or does it?)
by AmberAle January 26, 2013
mugGet the Proximity Pissmug.

drunk pissing

the act of, after having passed out drunk, rising up and wandering around half conscious, and finally urinating, more often than not in an incredibly absurd location that you somehow have imagined is the toilet.
Witness: "get a little tipsy last night?"

Drunk pisser: "I guess so why?"

Witness: "I walked into the kitchen and found you drunk pissing in the refrigerator!"
by luciferous March 30, 2015
mugGet the drunk pissingmug.

Pickeld piss

The smelly smell you define when you encounter the musk of an old coconut and bad mustard sauce. Generally noted in the Fort Worth area, this smell is one of a kind that only Texans can relate to.
Y’all smelled that Uber drivers car, it smelled like pickeld piss! I almost vomited!
by Dwight blue Zonewaters February 6, 2018
mugGet the Pickeld pissmug.

Piss gesig

Piss gesig is an afrikaans word generaly used to descibe someone that is not very much liked,dumb, irritating and they smell funky
Translation in english Piss Face
Johan is a Piss gesig
Bush is the ultimate Piss Gesig.
Henry use to be a piss gesig now he is just a fat fuck that is to lazy to get an erection.
by ma se tjops October 18, 2008
mugGet the Piss gesigmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email