Dookie Piss

Noun: When ones defecation has the same consistancy of that of urine.

Employee F: Ugh!!! I have terrible diarrhea. My butt has been running like a faucet all day!

Employee C: Yo man, you got the Dookie Piss.

by Too Far 2 REACH July 5, 2011

Piss Baby

A grown boy who threatens to kill himself because you won't get back together with him.

"Skyler is such a piss baby."
"For real!"

by SoggyBussy November 30, 2021

porcelain piss

When you get up in the middle of the night to go to bathroom, you urinate on the porcelain inside the toilet, instead of directly on the water to avoid making that 'sploshing sound.' This is done to avoid waking up your spouse or a roommate.

"I heard you get up last night and go to the bathroom"

"Really? Thats strange, I took a porcelain piss."

by thelol6 December 26, 2010

Invisible piss

When your pissing most usually on a toilet and the feeling of piss brushes a part of your body most commonly your legs or foot despite no piss actually making contact with any part of your body.

Brain: Dude stop pissing on your leg!
Eyes: There is no piss...
Brain: Oh I had just conducted Invisible piss!

by Дecca December 31, 2020

Piss-pantsed

transitive verb: To accidentally urinate in your pants despite being fully aware.

Oh shit, Johnny just piss-pantsed himself in the garden.

by gertzy8 September 26, 2008

False Piss

When you enter a bathroom to use the mirror to check yourself out only to find someone is using it. You then attemp to pee even if you dont really have to so that the person at the mirror doesnt thing that the only reason you walked into the bathroom is to fix your hair only to be further embarrassed by the sound of a leaking faucet coming from your penis

Guy 1- "What took you so long in the bathroom"
Guy 2- "Dude I walked into the bathroom to fix my hair but the mirror was already taken so I had to take a False Piss."
Guy 1- "awe man thats the worst"
Guy 2- " yea that guy at the mirror looked at me funny when he heard the sound of 3 drops of pee falling. Awkward....."

by Roli720 November 7, 2013

Piss Suck

The act of simultaneously sucking a vape while taking a piss, usually at a public urnal at a place such as work or a sporting event or in your home.

Mark- “what are you doing over there bruce?”
Bruce- “oh I’ m just taking a piss suck. It gives me plenty of time to get my suck in and get other things done!”

by Warthog0129 August 5, 2022