Opportunistic People

People who can only get ahead in life at the expense of others.

"Daniel's sisters talk smack about him to his girlfriends because they don't want to see him with other women. They want him to only be theirs so they can feel fulfilled emotionally, mentally and physically while getting ahead in life at his expense. Daniel's sisters are opportunistic people."

Opportunistic People by Geoffrey Singh March 10, 2018

Soap People

The soap has magical men on it that aggressively scrubs makig the soap clean again

Me: Oh no I dropped the soap
Person: ITS OKAY THE SOAP PEOPLE WILL CLEAN IT

Soap People by Http-Bill-Cipher June 17, 2018

background people 

People who have no affect on your life, just there in the background.

Person 1: I'm gonna go shopping, wanna come with me?
Person 2: Nah, too many background people.

background people by TheFineLime July 17, 2018

weather people 

people who lie every time and still keep their job.

Weather people: it will rain today (no rain for 4 days)

weather people by the real truth about the world September 26, 2018

White People Alzheimer's 

Even if you don't have alzheimer's, you have it because you're white and white people always forget something.

'Did u take ur briquet?'
- OH FUCK i forgot it at home
'WHAT DID I TELL YOU A COUPLE MINUTES AGO FFS, fucking white people alzheimer's'

White People Alzheimer's by UNCOOR UN GROOP October 25, 2018

Tricky people

What a yellow dino calls a pedo. Most often used in a song such a "TRICKY PEOPLE TRICK TRICKY PEOPLE.

Verse 1
What if you see a guy in town
Who wants his puppy found?
What do you do when he asks for help
And no one is around?

Take three steps back
Take three steps back
That's how you can begin
Take three steps back
Take three steps back
Then run like the wind

Chorus 1

Tricky People,

Tricky, Tricky People

They look like you and me

Tricky People,

Tricky, Tricky People

Are bent where you can't see

Verse 2
What if a guy shows you a badge
And he says he's a cop?
Now, what should you do?
How do you check?
Before you go - you stop!

Call 9-1-1
Or call "0"
That's how you can begin
And if they say "No!"
Take three steps back,
Then run like the wind

Chorus 1

Tricky People

Tricky, Tricky People

They look like you and me

Tricky People

Tricky, Tricky People

Are bent where you can't see

Verse 3

What if a guy gives you some cash
If you'll go with him now?
What if the little voice inside of you
Says "No sir!," "No way!," "No how!"

Take three steps back
Take three steps back
That's how you can begin
Take three steps back
Take three steps back
Chorus 2
Tricky People, Tricky, Tricky People
Have pain down in their heart
They're Tricky People
They can't fool me
"'Cause I'm too smart

Tricky people by Oh god plz help February 13, 2019

Fat people

Fat people is known as a student from Victoria Shanghai academy, He eats way too much food and tries to steal a girl who is already dating, to be exact his name is Ocean Ko and he’s ready to eat some fucking pizza

Ocean is in the fat people community

Fat people by Jxockcjxo April 11, 2019