Start Their Political Career

To forcefully have relations with an unwilling participant. Bonus points if they're underage.

Did you hear that Ron got caught trying to start their political career at the bar last night?

by Madd/Modd January 20, 2021

Took a Corrupt Politician

When you take a big dump, be political to a certain degree after doing it, but refrain from using some certain names.

Rico took a Corrupt Politician after eating something from Taco Bell.

by PhoenixGamer34 April 27, 2021

White Boy Politicking

Involves kissing ass to people in power that can propel them up the social or corporate ladder. How white boys kiss ass for means of personal gain. White boys usually use this method leap frog each other and help each other out.

“Hey Bob was in the brought the manager muffins and coffee and was in his office for two hours!”….“You know that’s Bob white boy politicking for the promotion”

“Jamal has been white boy politicking with the supervisors at this work party the entire night, he didn’t even say what’s up to us smh”

by JB 63 July 20, 2021

Garbage-barge Politician

The act of waking up each day, gathering armloads of random information, disregarding all context surrounding the gathered muck, grabbing one's Huck Finn stick, hopping onto a floating device on which the garbage has been piled, pushing off out into the lake, picking up each item, and screaming about it. Meanwhile, the people on the banks only really hear the seagulls.

Bystander 1: "Uh-oh, Garbage Barge Greene's on the float again. I wonder what random act of ignorance she's going to shout about today."

Bystander 2: "It's the nature of a garbage-barge politician, Garbage gonna barge."

Also can apply to the act of politicking, as in "Garbage Barge Politics"

by Heinous Realist August 18, 2023

Because it's politically inconvenient for me

Yeah, I'll get right on that. I'm sure this is the necessary sacrifice. I mean it's obvious right? Because this would solve... Wait... Which of MY problems would that solve? Is it none? Who's problems would it solve? Yours!? Are you solving any of my problems? What problem of MINE would that solve? Ask yourself that.

Jeep Jorp (Not A Doctor) "You just HAVE to sacrifice a part of yourself! If you don't, you'll DIE!"

Hym "Oh yeah? Which part?"

Jeep Jorp "Ummm.... This... One?"

Hym "Why?"

Deep Dorp "Because it's politically inconvenient for me- Er, Wait... Because YOU need to! Or you'll die!"

Hym "What is some kind of phone ghost going to eat me? Who would that help more? Me or you?"

Neep Norp "Me! Er... You see... If you give up on your dreams... I can continue swindle bible dorks and sell them to my conservative business-owner friends- I mean... Jesus! Jesus NEEDS you... To let me... Take things from you... So I can keep pretending... To be an extra-special guy- Er, wait, no! GAWD... Gave Samson magic hair... And now Samson... Is like a metaphor for doing whatever I generally want people to do... So, YOU need to do what I want... So YOU... Will get magic hair..."

Hym "O... K... Are you God in this metaphor?"

Geep Gorp "Um... No? But when God... Told Abraham... To Sacrifice Issac... He said HE wants YOU to give up on your dreams... And he KNEW you would do it... In the Future... So- And that's why he told Abraham not to kill Issac... So, if you don't do it... Issac will die... In the Past... That's the sacrifice... He took... Instead of a guys child... You- It'll preserve the time-line... Yes. You have to do it because God's time magic will make a past-guy re-sacrifice his kid and then you get magic hair... Yeah..."

Hym "Ok..."

by Hym Iam October 19, 2023

Theory of Political Social Control

This focuses on how state power and governing institutions directly and indirectly manage the population to ensure compliance and maintain the current political order. It’s about the tools—from propaganda and surveillance to patriotism and legal frameworks—used to shape what citizens believe is possible, proper, and permissible.

Theory of Political Social Control Example: A government implementing a national "social credit" system. It’s direct political control: linking your legal rights (travel, loans) to a score based on your political compliance (e.g., attending rallies, criticizing officials online). It uses state power to coercively engineer specific citizen behavior and squash dissent, ensuring political stability through enforced conformity.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 7, 2026

Psychology of Political, Economic, Social and Legal Systems

The study of how human psychology shapes and is shaped by the major systems that organize society—governments, markets, communities, courts. These systems aren't abstract machines; they're human creations that reflect human psychology and in turn shape it. Political systems channel our need for order and our desire for freedom; economic systems exploit our wants and fears; social systems satisfy our need for belonging; legal systems manage our conflicts and our sense of justice. The psychology of these systems reveals that they work not despite human irrationality but because of it—they're designed for creatures like us, with all our flaws and longings.

Psychology of Political, Economic, Social and Legal Systems Example: "She studied the psychology of political, economic, social and legal systems and realized they were all, at root, about managing the same thing: human nature. Politics managed our competing interests; economics managed our desires; social systems managed our need for connection; law managed our conflicts. Each system was a different technology for handling the fact that humans are complicated."

by Dumu The Void February 16, 2026